This just in– Tiger Woods did NOT sleep with Dr. Katz! Our very own ‘Bad Breath Guru’ is not part of the scandal. We just wanted to clarify this since people (including Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin) have been coming out of the woodwork in the past week claiming that they had an affair with Tiger Woods. We wonder if any of the women Tiger Woods had been involved with had morning breath. Maybe his wife Elin Nordegren had bad breath, causing him to stray. Maybe that’s why Tiger yells “FORE!” when he’s on the golf course, because he had four women. (well he did at the time of the original writing… things have obviously gotten much worse since).
Dr. Katz never has morning breath because he uses TheraBreath right before bedtime. That’s the reason why he’s so desirable. But guess what? He’s been loyal to his wife of 34 years.