Dr. Katz Did Not Sleep with Tiger Woods

This just in– Tiger Woods did NOT sleep with Dr. Katz! Our very own ‘Bad Breath Guru’ is not part of the scandal. We just wanted to clarify this since people (including Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin) have been coming out of the woodwork in the past week claiming that they had an affair with Tiger Woods. We wonder if any of the women Tiger Woods had been involved with had morning breath. Maybe his wife Elin Nordegren had bad breath, causing him to stray. Maybe that’s why Tiger yells “FORE!” when he’s on the golf course, because he had four women. (well he did at the time of the original writing… things have obviously gotten much worse since).

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Dr. Katz never has morning breath because he uses TheraBreath right before bedtime. That’s the reason why he’s so desirable. But guess what? He’s been loyal to his wife of 34 years.

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7 Responses to “Dr. Katz Did Not Sleep with Tiger Woods”

  1. Alicia Matthews Says:

    Tiger Woods is a very good golfer but his reputation as a cheating husband made him a bad character.~*:

  2. Lonnie Cousens Says:

    Even after such scandal, Tiger Woods remains my idol. I’m happy to see Tiger on the golf court again.

  3. Madelyn Cox Says:

    Tiger Woods is great and golf and i guess she is also great in picking up women`”-

  4. Angelina Ramirez Says:

    i didn’t know that Tiger Woods is a womanizer too*`.

  5. Kitchen Canisters  Says:

    yep! tiger woods is also a womanizer”–

  6. Oscilloscope : Says:

    who would have thought that tiger woods is a womanizer too*’.

  7. Barbara Says:

    Men spit everywhere. All men. Nasty habit.

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