Season of mists, mellow fruitfulness and halitosis

Mark Steyn makes a short commentary in The National Review on yet another new piece of bad breath information by Dr. Harold Katz. (09/27 08:15 AM)

You learn something every day. I just got a press release headlined “Foul Fall Bad Breath Season Is Here”. Apparently, according to the world’s foremost bad breath expert, Dr. Harold Katz of the California Breath Clinics, this affliction is seasonal:

“As the temperatures drop and more time is spent inside, people with bad breath have nowhere to safely exhale.”

This sounds like something we need Congressional hearings on. In a low-ceilinged windowless room.

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